i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I still have a little drunk in my system
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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