i just made my gag reflex go away.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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