I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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