we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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