Porn is love you can see.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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