remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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