you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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