Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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