haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
birth control should be required to get into college
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Randomize
