we have pet lesbian snakes
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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