Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
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my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Dear god my vagina.
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