The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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