Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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