She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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