he shaved USA in his pubs
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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