marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
