Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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