Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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