Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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