i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
