i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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