I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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