i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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