i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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