We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
