doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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