Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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