Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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