8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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