Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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