It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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