Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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