Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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