I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
