You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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