I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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