I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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