We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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