Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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