we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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