Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
