you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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