dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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