And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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