Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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