oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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