she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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