Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
