i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
