what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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