how can u be prego again
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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