I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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