I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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