I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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