She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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