sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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