Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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