Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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